Regular teenager 1: Is that chap coming with us to see the girls at the beach?
Regular teenager 2: No, he's an amboosh.
Regular teenager 1: Oh, you mean he's afraid someone might think he's trying to rape the girls?

Regular teenager 3: Yeah, and he's afraid he might get stabbed at the beach.
Regular teenager 4: Not to mention he's worried someone will do anal with his sister if he kisses a girl.
Regular teenager 1: Really? Where'd he get these and other ridiculous idealistic views on modern life?
Regular teenager 2: It's from his born again Christian parents. To be fair though, I'd definitely analise his sister, she's almost a full on amboosh too!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.