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amazoned • Amazon edging • Amazonesia • Amazone • amazoneer • Amazone'ing • amazoneisa • Amazoness • amazored • The Amazone
Amazonesia
The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.
Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!
Amazonesia by tommybayshore December 30, 2014
The Amazone
The state of mind you are in when using any online store, in particular amazon, and you buys a lot of things you don't really need.
The Amazone by reluctantDog January 27, 2011
amazonesia
It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.
amazonesia by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019
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