A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).

This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!

Amazombie by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017

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Amazome

Two of the greatest words combined... Amazing + Awesome

David has very similar characteristics to charlie sheen and is always winning. That's why David is amazome!

Amazome by David Bush May 3, 2011

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Amazong

Amazong is similar to amazing, just with a bit more nazz

B1: Look at that mentally challenged cat B2.
B2: The one that is jumping from a rather tall building?
B1: Yes.
B2: Amazong

Amazong by PigMaster January 6, 2005

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AmaZombie

An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-monkey. Treats everyone around them like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible customer service" when they fail to live up to impossible expectations .

Jim used to be cool, but he turned into a complete amazombie after he got hired as Assistant Word Salad Supervisor.

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Amazong

What was suppose to be the word "Amazing" but continually typed in wrong on the keyboard because the "I" and the "O" are so close together

"Kennedy you are so Amazong!!!"

Amazong by joshuareamazing February 4, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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