An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-
monkey. Treats everyone around them
like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible customer service" when they
fail to live up to impossible expectations .