An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their
first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-monkey. Treats everyone around them like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible
customer service" when they fail to live up to
impossible expectations .