A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).

This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!

Amazombie by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017

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Amazonesia

The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.

Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!

Amazonesia by tommybayshore December 30, 2014

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amazoeaing

When something is extremely extremely amazing, so that the word amazing just doesn't cut it.

That chick Patty, SHE'S AMAZOEAING!

amazoeaing by LEXLEXLEX September 4, 2010

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amazement

A feeling that cannot usually be described with words. This feeling makes many people extremely happy. You can also be amazed that someone is so stupid.

She called me last night, and I could do nothing but stare at the wall with a big goofy smile in amazement.

amazement by Matt__ January 11, 2008

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