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AmaZombie 

An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-monkey. Treats everyone around them like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible customer service" when they fail to live up to impossible expectations .
Jim used to be cool, but he turned into a complete amazombie after he got hired as Assistant Word Salad Supervisor.
AmaZombie by BarfBench February 10, 2015
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Amazombie 

A shopping personality disorder; A person who relies on Internet shopping sites for all purchases. A person who becomes a shut in waiting for overnight deliveries. A person who never steps into a shopping mall when they know they can order anything online.
"Bob is a total Amazombie, he ordered a mountain bike online."

"Claire is such an Amazombie, she considers the delivery people as her personal shoppers."
Amazombie by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009

Amazombie 

A person who belongs to Amazon Prime and places orders without really thinking it through.
My daughter-in-law is an Amazombie. On some days, she receives 10 or 12 separate shipments through Amazon Prime.
Amazombie by Bambi Bonay July 27, 2016
Two of the greatest words combined... Amazing + Awesome
David has very similar characteristics to charlie sheen and is always winning. That's why David is amazome!
Amazome by David Bush May 3, 2011
Vicky and Gaby.
Those two are amazome.
Amazome by blahdnwlejfhoetugnfj December 24, 2010
Those addicted to everything involving the store Abercrombie & Finch. Considered by some as expensive clothing it has gained the classification as "preppy clothing" and has become the #1 store for middle class teenage brats who like to think they are preppy.
Look at those abozombies heading out of the mall; thank God we are going sailing at the beach club.
abozombie by DaceFace September 10, 2005