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Am i fat? 

A trick question possed by woman that is intended to put a man in an akward position given she IS gaining weight. This question is propossed to purposly make the man lie if she is. If she is not, then just say know.
woman: I think im getting a little fat, Am i fat?

man: yeah

woman: >:[
Am i fat? by diego, sweaty December 16, 2008

Everybody hates me because I am fat 

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!
You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat 

Its when a Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat
Oh my god jesica a Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat

Bob no it cant be a Hd big black gay furry throbbing sloppy slippery veiny lubed up cock spurting cum deep into my throat ut oh I just got aids and now I am dying of this fat throbbing veiny hd gay furry midget cock spurting cum down my throat

No, I am your father 

The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No, I am your father by Kratos3 June 15, 2009

I am your father 

A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”
Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"
I am your father by Luke D. Lorenz January 12, 2006

I am your father 

The thing you say to your 20 Year old son after cutting his right arm off in an epic battle sequence.
Luke: You killed my father!
Darth Vader: No, I AM your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Luke: Why'd you cut off my Arm?
Darth Vader: ...
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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