Definitions by Kratos3

Absessed 

One who is obsessed with other peoples abs or with getting ripped in the midesection..

"Poor Ryan, so absessed with getting rid of that extra 200 lbs."

Absessed by Kratos3 September 15, 2009

Sadassed 

The act of being a sadass.

Rick - "Cindy had sex with my dog instead of me..and now they have a steady relationship"
Bob - "You're totally sadassed, bra"

Sadassed by Kratos3 September 1, 2009

Elephant piss 

An epic piss resulting from supersizing that coke at the theaters.

Duuuude, that was waaaay too much Vault. I gotta go take and elephant piss.

Elephant piss by Kratos3 August 21, 2009

Hataz 

A word commonly used by wiggers, latino wanksters, and stupid fat/annorexic bitches all under the age of 16 in networking sites (most notably myspace) that have been mocked for being what pathetic little things they are. "Fuck" or "Hi" Hataz is the most common phrase used with it.

You have seen enough examples of "Hataz" users.

Hataz by Kratos3 June 15, 2009

No, I am your father 

The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No, I am your father by Kratos3 June 15, 2009

Jo Mama

A potentialy humorous alternative to Yo or Joe Mama (mahmah) when pronounced Yo Maymay...

Jo Mama can make a better example than me..

Jo Mama by Kratos3 June 15, 2009

Sparti 

a municipality of Laconia, Greece; lies at the site of Ancient Sparta

Remo Pizza Cafe is located in modern Sparta/Sparti

Sparti by Kratos3 January 24, 2009