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Always on 

Someone who is always trying too hard to be funny and entertaining around people. They don't seem to know how to turn off their performer tendencies and be more relaxed and normal.
"John can get tiring to hang around. He's always on, and making jokes or doing impressions and trying to be the center of attention. I can't think of whether I've ever had a normal conversation with him or not."
Always on by JCR1987 August 21, 2014
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Always on my ass 

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.
My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.

always on your phone 

A phrase usually used by a fuckwit
You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM. 

A short phrase spammed on Reddit about 7 years ago by some guy named yayvideogames.
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence 

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.
Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life 

A song made by Monty Python from a 1979 movie called The Life Of Brian
I listened to 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' and it made my day.

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always bet on hatch 

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '
If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


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