alumnot

A person who claims to have graduated from a school or series of schools, but in fact, has fallen a bit short. In some cases, the student may have been a few credits shy of graduating, because if they took those classes then the man wins. alumnot.

If didn't skip that English 300 class at (insert generic art school) I would have been an alumni, but instead, I am an alumnot: By choice, though.

by fresh_produce October 4, 2007

Aluminottles

For beer drinkers that like the shape of the bottle, yet is made out of a can. These bottles are a must for the beach and the river, since it is against the law to bring glass bottles into most of these areas.

Make sure you stop and grab some aluminottles to take to the river since we can't take no glass down there.

by Keebs38 June 29, 2011

Alumno

A student who did not graduate college but went.

Guy1: Did you know that our 20th reunion is Saturday?

Guy2: No. I never got to graduate.

Guy1: Oh yeah... You're an alumno!

by Deetdadee May 3, 2009

alumnut

Idiot alumni of your university who proudly wears your school's colors and in so doing embarrasses you and fills you with shame.

Did you see that fat dude with the mullet in the Michigan sweat shirt...what an alumnut! Alumnuts make me so angry, make me wish I'd gone to a different school.

by eldingo April 8, 2010

Alumnophobia

Fear of graduating or of becoming an alumnus, especially in an uncertain job market and a society in which education is a substitute for titles of nobility.

A lot of 30 something community college students suffer from acute alumnophobia due to a lack of opportunities and the prestige of being a 'student' despite being broke.

by DreadneckofDreadnecks April 14, 2007

alumnoid

alumnoid (noun): resembling or having the form of an alumnus

An alumnoid is someone who gives every outward indication of having attended or graduated from a particular college or university, but in fact has not. Identifying traits include: owning and wearing multiple articles of a single college’s logo gear; rooting for the college’s sports team with greater enthusiasm than do allumni…or players…or cheerleaders; steering casual and unrelated conversations to include the school, irrespective of topic. “I thought Chad went to Duke, because he’s always wearing a Duke sweatshirt and freaking about about their basketball team, but it turns out he’s just an alumnoid.”

by SandanJudoka May 2, 2021