Definitions by DreadneckofDreadnecks

Vallsheft 

The California Vowel Shift, as parodied by Saturday Night Live in 'The Californians', and the character Jeff Spiccoli in 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High.'

How can Governor Jerry Brown say California is a Nation if he doesn't say it with a proper Vallsheft?

Vallsheft by DreadneckofDreadnecks July 26, 2018

Alumnophobia

Fear of graduating or of becoming an alumnus, especially in an uncertain job market and a society in which education is a substitute for titles of nobility.

A lot of 30 something community college students suffer from acute alumnophobia due to a lack of opportunities and the prestige of being a 'student' despite being broke.

Alumnophobia by DreadneckofDreadnecks April 14, 2007

Dreadneck 

Half Rasta half redneck. Updated version of the WASPafarian. Loves all heterosexual godfearing people but hates gays.

I'm a Born-Again Dreadneck with no apology, yo. Is the fuckin' Peter Pirates done drove the rent up and all the families gotta move out.

Dreadneck by DreadneckofDreadnecks December 15, 2004