aluminion 

A common Scottish grammatical error of the word aluminum/aluminium (tin foil).

This error stems primarily from Scottish-American people who go to the French alps for skiing.

"Hey dude, can you pass the aluminion foil?"
"OMG, that's so weird - there's a minion-statue here, and we were just talking about aluminion foil!?"

aluminion by Quöllfrisch April 24, 2018

aluminium digger 

A young gold digger, coined by GloZell on

Dude 1: You don't want her she's a gold digger
Dude 2: She'd too young to be a gold digger, more like aluminium digger

aluminium digger by Jarvis <3 January 19, 2011

aluminivore 

Someone who is strictly on an aluminum diet.

The boy became an aluminivore after eating an aluminum can.

aluminivore by BKP2015 June 30, 2016

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate 

Aluminum chloride is the partially neutralized form used in cosmetic antiperspirants, while aluminum chloride hexahydrate is among the most effective antiperspirants currently available. It's chemical formula is AlCl3 and has a solid, white or pale yellow appearance.

Patient: "Doctor, can you diagnose me with Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate?"
Doctor: "Bruh if u take that it will kill you."
Patient: "Oh."

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate by Vexacon June 16, 2021

aluminium 

How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.

Why?

Because that's how it's spelled.

Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."

aluminium by lord bastard February 22, 2008

aluminimum 

A tiny amount of aluminium

That needle is made out of aluminimum

aluminimum by Minimal the tiny animal September 12, 2017

Loser in Aluminium Foil 

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

Loser in Aluminium Foil by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009