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Small potato looking person who has feet and toes
My altass is itchy
altass by Burlzy2000 May 27, 2016
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autassassinophilia 

Autassassinophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by the risk of being killed. The fetish may overlap with some other fetishes that risk one's life, such as those involving drowning or choking.
1: Dude Sarah is such a freak in bed. She’s obsessed with autassassinophilia
2: what’s that?
1: she basically likes to be almost killed during sex.
2: oh. cool.
autassassinophilia by sexysec April 22, 2019
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antasshole 

A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.

In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.

Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.
Please take an antasshole and don't bother calling me in the morning, asshole.
antasshole by Poyfect September 9, 2018

alhassan 

Realest nigga alive. You won't find anyone more trustworthy or funny. Alhassan is refered to a person everyone looks up to as a successful person. An alhassan never breaks his promises and is true to everything.
"yo this guy is alhassan, he knows whats up"
alhassan by kah nigga November 19, 2013

Aguas Altas 

Spanish for "High waters". It can literally mean high waters as in the water is very high, or it can refer to the pant style in which the sock shows when the person is sitting down.
"No vengas, todavia, hay aguas altas."

A: Damn, look at that cholo with his aguas altas. He thinks he's the shit!

B: Yeah he a fool for rocking that shit.
Aguas Altas by 14th Street DC May 19, 2010

alhassane 

The best mfn nigga you gon ever meet. Like stg he is loyal and mfn sweet as hell. He calm and chill. Jus don’t bring da daemon out in him or u gon regret it.
Alhassane
alhassane by Hdjsgsn February 22, 2020

alassandra 

Alassandra is a very interesting cute and funny girl who cares about her family and friends. She has big honkadonkers its almost impossible not to notice her vary big and nice boobs. She's very punk rocker emo girl who can get any guy she wants. If you know an alassandra then keep them close because she will protect you and love you with all she can. But don't be fooled because she could ruin you expose you and make it so much more difficult for you in life. Some may call her a slut but there just jelly that cant get her
That girl alassandra is such a good kisser
alassandra by glittertits69 October 19, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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