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alhassan 

Realest nigga alive. You won't find anyone more trustworthy or funny. Alhassan is refered to a person everyone looks up to as a successful person. An alhassan never breaks his promises and is true to everything.
"yo this guy is alhassan, he knows whats up"
alhassan by kah nigga November 19, 2013
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Alhassan 

Sexy black nigga
Alhassan is sexy
Alhassan by monkey flash March 19, 2023

alhassane 

The best mfn nigga you gon ever meet. Like stg he is loyal and mfn sweet as hell. He calm and chill. Jus don’t bring da daemon out in him or u gon regret it.
Alhassane
alhassane by Hdjsgsn February 22, 2020

alassandra 

Alassandra is a very interesting cute and funny girl who cares about her family and friends. She has big honkadonkers its almost impossible not to notice her vary big and nice boobs. She's very punk rocker emo girl who can get any guy she wants. If you know an alassandra then keep them close because she will protect you and love you with all she can. But don't be fooled because she could ruin you expose you and make it so much more difficult for you in life. Some may call her a slut but there just jelly that cant get her
That girl alassandra is such a good kisser
alassandra by glittertits69 October 19, 2020

Alhassani 

A family name, that was originated in "aljazera al arabia" which is now saudi Arabia and technically from "alhujaz" which is mecca (where muslims pray towards).
It's called Alhassani referring to the name "Hassan".
1st: what's your family name
2nd: alhassani
Alhassani by A7madd May 16, 2021
Alhasan is the SEXIEST NIGGA ALIVE, I wanna fuck him so hard and make him moan. He is so sexy, had brown eyes, brown hair, and tanned skin.
"Did you see alhasan he's so hot"
"Omg he's so hot, he must be and alhasan
Alhasan by urdad69mompussy January 14, 2021

Alhassana 

A man who is a loser and becomes super sore after a light workout
Hey have you seen Alhassana? He’s such a loser.
Alhassana by Sammydadoll November 24, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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