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Alqma is one the most kind, caring, loving person you can ever find. She is equal parts chill and serious. She can vibe to WAP while studying and get full grades. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.
Friend One: DUDE IS THAT ALQMA?
Friend Two: OH SHIT YEAH! I WISH SHE WAS MY FRIEND
alqma by idclolololololol April 16, 2021
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alma later 

Deferred schooling, particularly a college education.
Did you hear Jeff dropped out to start working and making $$$. I guess that makes UCLA his alma later.
alma later by Jeffreyutah November 4, 2020
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Alma is literally the sweetest most kind hearted and loving person ever. she’s always there for you no matter what. she’ll always try to make you feel better whether it is by giving you encouraging advice or by just cracking up one of her many jokes. her personality and looks are ones anyone would fall for. she’s hilarious, kind, chill, and incredibly beautiful. she has such an outgoing and fun all round personality that you just have to love in a person. she has brown silky soft straight hair, beautiful brown eyes and a perfect face and body structure. she’s insecure of her looks and doubts herself at times but what she doesn’t know is that she’s absolutely gorgeous. she tends to overthink at times but thats only because she cares too much about her close friends and family. she’s extremely loyal to her friends and sometimes strangers too. don’t underestimate her because she will stand up for a friend if she needs to. she won’t tolerate fake people or people who are just plain annoying and rude. she can be overly apologetic at times but that’s only because as mentioned before, she has too much love in her heart for everyone. any person would be lucky to have alma as a friend, girlfriend, or just person in their life in general. you couldn’t ask for anyone better then alma. she’s like someone you’ve never met before.
Person 1: Oh my god! Alma is literally the sweetest person ever. she helped me have the courage to study and pass my finals!!
Person 2: really? whos alma?
Person 1: only the best person on earth. she’s super kind and compassionate and a hottie too!
Person 2: wow really? i’ve gotta be friends with her then! she sounds amazing!
Alma by soft_angel December 16, 2019

Alamalakadi

One of the most versatile slang available, it originated as an ancient tribal incantation of the East. It was used to call forth spirits of eccentricity and bewilderment, often inflicting the intended target with horror. Nowadays, it is mostly used in a flippant manner, telling people to cease talking in a most discourteous way.
"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."

"ALAMALAKADI!"

(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
Alamalakadi by EastCoastClassic February 23, 2010
Alima is a girl's name. Someone who is named Alima is talented, beautiful, loving, caring, helpful, trustworthy, honest and funny. Alima always sees the good in everyone. She is very good at keeping secrets, she is very easy to talk to and is very imaginative. She is friendly and loves seeing people's views on life. Someone named Alima is very intelligent, hard working and has a great future. She smiles a lot and cares about others more than she does herself. It is very rare to find someone named Alima.
"hey look, it's my friend, Alima. She's such an amazing girl and she's so easy to talk to!"
Alima by panda.cupcake.pover February 16, 2021
almaha is a Arabic word for a female it means (oryx ) it is a name she is adorable,gorgeous
Almaha is amazing
almaha by MBJ maha March 2, 2019

Dirty Alma 

When you start a war over Mac & Cheese and get 3 people banned from the Discord server
Alma: I think Mac & Cheese shouldn’t exist and it’s a white person food.
3 people: THAT OFFENDED ME!

Me: The Mac & Cheese War in the server happened because of a “Dirty Alma”
Dirty Alma by m0nnie98 August 18, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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