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Alemta is the name for a whore ass bitch,shes weird,shes a bitch, and shes a total fucking slut 🤡🤡. someone to really tell that bitch to go die because 9/10 she’s probably talking about you and your mama , she should just go suck a fucking dick. do you guys know her mama is also a fucking crack head ?… yea lol 😂😂. - jariyah
“ hey do you see that bitch sucking dick right there “ ?
“ oh yea thats just almetas whore ass…”
almeta by suckacocockckcokc.com November 19, 2023
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Alketa is a gorgeous girl. She is very lovely and kind, but just if she likes you. Otherwise don‘t mess with her. She will fuck you up and hurt you really bad. She is a very energetic girl and can be a little bit crazy. You will have a lot of fun with her don‘t let her go because if you lose her once you lose her forever, so don‘t lose her trust. She is may the hottest albanian girl you will ever met. Her body is just gorgeous. She loves music and can dance all night long if she wants. She has probably broun eyes. She can by very lazy like „i lay all day in bed and do nothing for my future“ lazy.
Sandy: „Hey do you know Alketa.“
Lou: „Yeah she is soo funny and crazy.“
Sandy: „I know right. I‘m so glad i know her.“
Lou: „Same“
Alketa by Sara‘s heart November 11, 2018
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She is a lovely girl.. and very kin person and she is already a genius :-)
There goes almera I envy her
almera by scarlxtx March 3, 2018
Just like her name, she's different. You will remember her not just because her name is different, because "it's Aleta". Aleta is always the person you go to, and will be there. yes, times she might not want to be, but shes always there. she's the popular, cute, could be wife, want to have dirty little secrets with, and you will never get with because she doesn't want to be with you, because she loves him. yet you think she's flirting with you when yet she's really just standing there not doing anything. But you like her anyways in hopes to one day have her in your arms. She loves kids, work's all the time and yet still has fun on her time off. she's not afraid to tell you when she doesn't like your attitude, and you will learn to check it at the door. she's loves people but mess with her friends and you have a death wish, shes got spice and isn't afraid to show you what the big boys have taught her. But remember she's a lady. Bright color's, going to the gym, going for walk's and watching movies id the fun after work. Until the summer then its by the fire for the night.
He waiting for aleta to come back and be his.
Aleta by Ms.Teddy June 2, 2011
She's very popular and everyone loves her she says stuff how it is and if you have a problem with it she doesn't give a f#ck! She gets along with everyone except for the people who always run their mouth but never say it to someones face shes very pretty but has boy trouble so she never is looking for a relationship but she is a wild card so beware if you ever see her!
Guy1:u know aleeta?
Guy2:oh yea that WILD CARD everyone knows her dude
Aleeta by Lol facts November 25, 2019
precious and delicate little soul
alma = soul
mi almita: my precious and delicate little soul - in reference to child, loved one
almita by kiwi23 July 4, 2008
spanish - cunt (literally translated as 'clam')
"le comi la almeja" which means "I licked her cunt"
almeja by gen October 6, 2003
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