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allow me 

“Allow me” is a morphological usage within mid-2000s London slang. It emanated as a variation from the popular grime phrase (Allow it bruv!) This original phrase was popularised by figures such as Dizzy, Wiley, Bashy and Sway-

It briefly pushed “Leave it Outtt” as a youthspeak phrase functioning as a page-turned in conversation from a point of contention, dispute; annoyance or ridicule.
The morphological change has outlived the original phrase somewhat. Retaining the imperative mood but with a reflective quality; lazy people have used it to good effect to shirk workloads and pass over emotional imperatives from friends, family & lovers
Example1
Girl: "You forgot my thing cos you were doing something silly! You're selfish & only care about yourself"
Boy: "Allow me man!"

colleague1: "you said you'd cover my shift if I finished your report"
colleague2: "I forgot I can't"
colleague1: "But you-----"
colleague2: "Allow Me man: I get this enough at home from the missus"
allow me by bl00perrr November 8, 2014
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allow me 

Give to me, let me borrow. Often used among friends
Oi, blud! Allow me yo' mobile to phone my bitch!
allow me by Crabsoneyes January 6, 2005

allow me sky 

Allow me sky, Typically means

Let me Drink your drink without your lips touching
Max, Allow me sky your drink
allow me sky by Ob_13 April 6, 2023

Allow me one time still.

Essentially when someone has messed up a multitude of times and is asking you for one more chance.
"How many times are you going to forget your jersey for basketball practice?" "Look coach, ALLOW ME ONE TIME STILL."

So allow me to elaborate on where i came from

The sentence you say while he is holding up during sex so he can know if it pleases you or doesn't please you. Extremely common for petite women.
Guy - Damn, you tight as hell!
Girl - So allow me to elaborate on where i came from...
Guy - Sure thing girl!

Alloy meme 

An Alloy meme is when Alloy makes a shitty meme that makes no sense at all, but as Alloy says "I'M SO FUNNY",or whatever he says
Normal meme
Dumb Mickey mouse face

Big brain mickey mouse face

Alloy meme
Alloy meme by Alloy May 28, 2020
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