Definitions by Crabsoneyes

douse 

n. An insult. Often used by a party not partaking in the argument.

John: Your mum is a fat bitch
Jim: Your mum is a fat bitch with herpes.
Fred: Oh! Douse!

douse by Crabsoneyes January 6, 2005

allow me 

Give to me, let me borrow. Often used among friends

Oi, blud! Allow me yo' mobile to phone my bitch!

allow me by Crabsoneyes January 6, 2005

hofo 

n. Derived from mofo (motherfucker), it can used used to describe someone who has sex with prostitutes.

Also, can be used to describe someone who has sex with someone whose first name begins with Ho-

"You hear about Rob and Holly?"
"Yeah. Rob is such a hofo"

hofo by Crabsoneyes January 6, 2005

set me 

Give me. Used forcibly by muggers.

Oi, blud, set me your phone.

set me by Crabsoneyes January 6, 2005

bait

Obvious. Also used as a synonym for "duh"

Neville: Oi, it was so bait you were tokin' blunts at the library.

Humphrey: Oi, Nev, your mum is fat.

Fred: Bait.

bait by Crabsoneyes January 6, 2005