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1. a person who dresses their vagina up like a clam bucket, then they put clams in their. When a person goes to take a clam, the person dressed up as a "bucket" shoots orgasm juice at them
Eddie said that his girlfriend dressed up as an alkaser when they had sex.
Alkaser by cideskater04 June 17, 2004
Words you can keep

Alkaseema 

Alkaseema - Someone that cuts and wounds somebody. e.g "the arm, leg" ect. then has sexual intercourse with that wound
Bill - "oh my god, i would love to cut her forehead and stick my juicy cock in there and do a little alkaseema"
Alkaseema by Ali-G's-daddy March 16, 2009
he is a god fearing person. a person who will love you to the depths of ocean, who never make you feel alone. Albaser is a strong and a courageous man. He sacrifices his self for the sake of others. He will make you smile when you get to feel unhappy.
Albaser is everything you'll need.
albaser by zylene_harra June 7, 2021
A really cool guy on uogamers that is mean on the outside, but so incredibly nice on the inside
You're so sweet, Alkiser!
Alkiser by Irina July 8, 2004

Albasero 

A non-dominating man so basically a bottom
"I need help I just created this word at 02:05 AM this probably means something I just wanna make albasero into my own word"
Albasero by Idfl March 9, 2022
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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