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Albini
Someone who has an incredibly sordid past involving associations and promotion of sexual assault, pedophilia, rape apology, vulgar racism, etc who, through severe guilt, spends his time as a try hard through rampant virtue signaling and deflecting his regrets onto others.
"Dude, Mike's been real insufferable on Twitter lately."
He used to write for a magazine that distributed child pornography and called a bunch of black kids a racial slur and now he's trying to make up for that by being an Albini on social media.
He used to write for a magazine that distributed child pornography and called a bunch of black kids a racial slur and now he's trying to make up for that by being an Albini on social media.
Albini by Random_House May 4, 2023
albinism
A disorder that a person is born with, which isn't contageous. If you have it, you're born with a lack of pigment (skin and hair color) and most of the time, legal blindness. A person with albinism is commonly called an "albino" even though it is considered politically incorrect. I'm albino, and I find it fine, stupid people don't want to admit who they are.
Albinigga
Albinigga by Zaxh_rocks July 3, 2020
Aliminimumus
A aluminum alloy based from tungsten, iron and carbon-32 imprinted aluminum. The alloy is also known as space-grade aluminum, as its heat resistant not very conductive and can survive over 18,000 pounds of pressure.
Aliminimumus by GuesserofGogurt October 16, 2020
Albinism
An incredibly Caucasian activity, derived from the disease afflicting Albinos that makes their pigment white.
"The other day, my white neighbor Jeff offered to drive me to the Home Depot in his Pickup Truck. "
"Wow, that was a pretty big Albinism"
"Wow, that was a pretty big Albinism"
Albinism by Stanley Herbert November 9, 2018
Albinics
1. High pitch soundwaves transfered between Albinos when in distress.
2. A language spoken only by Albinos
2. A language spoken only by Albinos
"Can you understand what those Albinos are saying to each other?"
"No, I think they are soeaking in Albinics"
"No, I think they are soeaking in Albinics"
Albinics by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007
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Slop Grenade
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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