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I saw a albinig in d.c., man! he should have been in the smithsonian
albinig by fucka August 16, 2003
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Someone who has an incredibly sordid past involving associations and promotion of sexual assault, pedophilia, rape apology, vulgar racism, etc who, through severe guilt, spends his time as a try hard through rampant virtue signaling and deflecting his regrets onto others.
"Dude, Mike's been real insufferable on Twitter lately."

He used to write for a magazine that distributed child pornography and called a bunch of black kids a racial slur and now he's trying to make up for that by being an Albini on social media.
Albini by Random_House May 4, 2023
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albinism 

A disorder that a person is born with, which isn't contageous. If you have it, you're born with a lack of pigment (skin and hair color) and most of the time, legal blindness. A person with albinism is commonly called an "albino" even though it is considered politically incorrect. I'm albino, and I find it fine, stupid people don't want to admit who they are.
Person:"You're whiter than that dude powder from that movie, powder!" Me:"Um, yeah, I have albinism."
albinism by Sincerity April 16, 2005

Albinigga 

When a black male or female is albino you shall refer to them as an albinigga
The albinigga is really cute
Albinigga by Zaxh_rocks July 3, 2020

albinger 

albinger by Kamile July 18, 2016

albinogger 

1.A more offensive word for a white person who thinks they are black. Like wigger, this word combines nigger and a word meaning white. exapmles are Eminem, Vanilla Ice, and K. Fag.

2. Also used to make fun of scene kids, because they use words like NIG and CUNT and XxTHUHZxX, they also think they are black and have myspaces that talk about stealing, Smoking pot, dealing weed and getting in fights which all are Nigger Crimes. They also have screen names like xXxNiggax4lifexXx, when they are perfectly white.

prounced: (Al-Bye-NO-Ger)or (Al-Bye-Ni-Ger)
Somebody tell that albinogger he's white.
Why does that albinogger, have such faggy looking hair.
Whats up with that albinogger's pants.

Typical AIM Conversation:

Timman345: "Dude your an albinogger"

xXxHoodTHUGxXx: "NAH sun, FUK dat_Yo know IM TIGHTT &&Im NOT ALBINOGGER, g2g 2 a hardxcore showw, and cutt my wristt, &&fixx on my MySpace."

Timman345: "okay, buddy see you later"

xXxHoodTHUGxXx : You are so not Sex, K!!1, See ya, non-scene conformist, FUK DAT, KK LUVVVV'N'Peace <3333, WERD"

Timman345: "what the hell are you talking about"

Albinism 

An incredibly Caucasian activity, derived from the disease afflicting Albinos that makes their pigment white.
"The other day, my white neighbor Jeff offered to drive me to the Home Depot in his Pickup Truck. "
"Wow, that was a pretty big Albinism"
Albinism by Stanley Herbert November 9, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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