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1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
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Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.
Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019
An Independent woman. Beautiful, smart, classy, intelligent, crazy, loyal.
friend 1: who is that ?
friend 2: oh thats Alaka fine ass😍
Alaka by fat ma🐱😍 January 9, 2020

altakaker 

Yiddish: Old fart. (Alternate spelling of altakaka.)
Oh, man, he's such an altakaker: always complaining about everything.
altakaker by Notorious Webmaster October 8, 2011
The most stunning girl you would ever see. She has bright eyes and a smile you could never miss. She always helps people cheer up when they are down. She is the light of the room. She is the life of the party.
Wow! Have you seen her eyes and smile? She must be an Alhana!
alhana by Mamabear_89 December 19, 2016

alakananda 

WOW SHE IS ALAKANANDA
alakananda by Allicassia February 21, 2018