Aldred
A ninja with a coffee addiction, he’s a little wuss at times but a fucking idiot aswell, has bad memory and is bound to be Asian
Aldred by Lord Weaboo July 19, 2019
Words you can keep
aldred
A person who needs Jesus in his life. Someone who is confused about what love really means. A person who has been lied to and has a sick mind. Someone who thinks that he is good and does good deeds in the light but plays with the devil at night. Extremely persuasive and brilliant in fooling the ones around him. But he's he the fool, because he ends up losing all the people he ever loved.
aldred by Sarah-Keren November 27, 2017
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aldred • Aldredy • harry aldred • Kevin Aldred • Lee Aldred • alfred • alfredo • Aldridge School • Aldreiy • Aldren
harry aldred
Harry Alfred, a British lad who plays Xbox one and is quite short. Blonde hair, blue eyes and plays free games. He has lots of friends and gets in lots of fights
harry aldred by Nianaf January 12, 2018
Lee Aldred
Lee Aldred has the most diabolical monster cock on the market today, he can bench press 200kg, he once took on a small army with only a elf bar and a potion of swiftness to help him survive and also he’s got chiselled abs
Lee Aldred by Jewkiller123455 November 23, 2021
Kevin Aldred
The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!
Kevin Aldred by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024
Alfred Molina
Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.
Alfred Molina by Retrojection September 16, 2020
Alfredo Loza
A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.
1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"
2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"
3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"
4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"
5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."
6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"
2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"
3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"
4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"
5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."
6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."
Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!