albrey 

The best name in the world you should name your kid this

Hello my name is Albrey

albrey by Mrs.Victoria May 14, 2018

aubrey male 

A legend. Usually has 6 or 7 crushes on him. He is always smooth with his words and h loves to have fun

That Aubrey male is so dreamy

aubrey male by Addsgsggsgd November 29, 2017

Aubrey 

Aubrey is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is amazing and beautiful and everything you could ever want in a girl. Aubrey is 100% perfection. Once you have her you won’t want to leave her. she is sometimes way to hyper and crazy but it makes for a good time and things are never boring around her. Aubrey is so funny and chill. She is a bit boy crazy but guys love her. She is so athletic and her body is crazy amazing but she is way more beautiful on the inside and her personality is the greatest of anyone i’ve ever met. there is no one like aubrey.

Aubrey just walked past me!
Did you ask her out yet?
Nah...she makes me nervous she’s so beautiful.

Aubrey by joeyismydad June 18, 2019

Aubrey Plaza 

The sarcastic 27 year old that you probably recognize from Funny People, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and as April Ludgate, the eye-rolling assistant to Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation. Most guys think she's hot-just because she's there. Also, she has a strange obsession with hags.

Aubrey Plaza is from Delaware.

Aubrey Plaza by holasayonara June 29, 2011

The Aubrey Plaza Division 

The difference in what qualifies as sarcasm to women, when compared to what is considered sarcasm to men.

A man's use and recognition of sarcasm refers to a witty, clever, or smart-ass response or comment. This type of remark is used to mock, satirize, make humorous, express frustration with a conversation, etc. It is given with a derisive tone or affectation. A man who is sarcastic is smart, well thought out, and quick witted.

What qualifies as sarcasm among women is simply a response or comment that would be considered normal and completely bland within the conversation that it is a part of. However, solely the use of a mocking tone or affectation in a woman's voice allows them to label their response or themselves as sarcastic. Women who view themselves as sassy, or sarcastic will try to work this tone into conversation often, even though the content of their response was not quick witted or clever in any way.

In short: For men, sarcasm is about the content of the comment. It can be provocative but is always sharp, clever and can show the speaker to be intelligent and humorous.

For women, sarcasm is an ordinary, even sometimes dull response that is given in an ironic or mocking tone. No type of biting or quick content is used in this kind of comment.

Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
Aubrey Plaza: "I don't know, maybe at some point in the future" (spoken in a condescending tone while looking away from the interviewer to appear disinterested)
As opposed to:

Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
A man: "I don't know, maybe the same day you decide you don't like talking to a camera every night to try and make strangers laugh at you". (spoken in a biting yet humorous tone, to inform all parties that the comment is meant to be taken playfully)

Viewer: " Hmm, I don't think a man would be considered sarcastic if he gave the same response as she just did, people would probably think he was boring. Oh well, just another example of the Aubrey Plaza division at work!"

The Aubrey Plaza Division by EskimoSnowtreader July 23, 2019

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Aubrey High School 

An absolute shit show. Many have entered, few have left without getting high in the stairwell or smelling the aftermath. Also the loudest school wherever they may go. (Warning: Chance of inbreeding)

School 1:Woah, did they just make a bong out of a water bottle?
School 2: Yep, must be Aubrey High School.

Aubrey High School by 'Mir May 25, 2017