Aubrying {ah-breed} {Aubreying/aubreyed} (verb, past/present/future tense; origin: American
English): To assure a close friend, or complete stranger, that you
will purchase marijuana (cannabis/weed/pot/etc) for them using their
money, and then simply leaving without returning to deliver the marijuana. (Scamming the buyer)
Usually done by car, the "dealer"
will text you saying they are on their way for the deal. When they arrive, they
will let you know. When you approach them, they
will casually and with a smile say something along the lines of, "I have to go pick it up. I'll be back in, like, x minutes."
Being unaware of Aubreying, the victim
will typically agree and hand over their cash. After x minutes have elapsed, the victim
will text/call the "dealer" to see what's going on. The "dealer" will typically say something such as, "I'm waiting to get it", "The hookup (person with the weed) isn't answering", or they will simply ignore your calls/texts. Your
money has disappeared, and you are now out the weed as well. You have been Aubreyed.
Warn your marijuana-enjoying friends and family about this rising trend, originating in Minnesota and spreading like a wildfire.
"Matt was aubreyed last night out of sixty dollars by some
asshole dealer. Hopefully, he has learned his lesson
never to trust a dealer again. Aubreying is no
joke."
