alancheek

Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it

He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek

alancheek by alan cheek December 14, 2008

chav-alanche 

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'

chav-alanche by **fairy** July 16, 2008

Crap-alanche 

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

Crap-alanche by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010

alanchik-v-pope-palchik 

💀💀💀💀💀

alan: hello
the whole planet: SHEEAAASH: alanchik-v-pope-palchik

alanchik-v-pope-palchik by kryadari May 23, 2021

rock-alanche

synonym for "rock slide"

Savannah: "What if, right now, there was a rock-alanche?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"

rock-alanche by iamawesome2891 March 29, 2011

ice-alanche

A mid-drink shift of the ice cubes at the bottom of a glass that sends liquids crashing all over your face and clothes.

Fucking ice-alanche! Damn, this was my favorite shirt.
drinking alcohol cocktails spirits nightclub

ice-alanche by Colt 40 Feinberg May 24, 2016