Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
by alan cheek December 14, 2008
Get the alancheek mug.A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
by **fairy** July 16, 2008
Get the chav-alanche mug.When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.
John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.
by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010
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by kryadari May 23, 2021
Get the alanchik-v-pope-palchik mug.synonym for "rock slide"
Savannah: "What if, right now, there was a rock-alanche?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"
Matthew: "...avalanche? You mean, ROCK SLIDE?"
by iamawesome2891 March 29, 2011
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by Colt 40 Feinberg May 24, 2016
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