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alacrity
Liveliness and eagerness.
Alacrity
Judge: you have two speeding tickets in five Years and you have not completed your obligations.
Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.
Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.
Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.
Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.
Alacrity by kdizzle808 February 27, 2011
alacrity
A cool word used by Demetri Martin on the Daily Show, but he totally doesn't know what it means. Neither do I. Go look it up.
alacrity
a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)
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