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Mathew Aiton 

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis
Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"
Mathew Aiton by Skepi March 9, 2010
Related Words
aiton • Mathew Aiton • anton • Afton • alton • Acton • aidon • aironas • alton towers • aikon

National Anton Day 

December 5th- a day to celebrate and pledge allegiance to Anton
Today is December 5th! Happy National Anton Day!
National Anton Day by conxent December 4, 2022

William Afton 

Some random dude who just won’t die
“I always come back!” -William Afton
William Afton by Skull3398 January 24, 2022

William Afton 

William Afton is a character (and main antagonist) of the Five nights at Freddy's series
in the book he is described as a large man who was always so "happy" constantly smiling
His first appearance was in the minigames from FNAF2 that rarely occur after death. in the 8-bit minigames he is a Purple/violet smiling man with dark soulless eyes and in the save them minigame he has a badge and small white dots in his eyes.

William is the co-owner of "Fazbear Entertainment" and the owner of his robotics company "Afton Robotics".
He has 3 children Michael (his oldest son), Elizabeth (his daughter), and the crying child (his other son).
William is also responsible for the MANY... MANY missing children at "Freddy Fazbears Pizza", he lured each of them to the back room wearing a yellow spring-lock Fredbear and Bonnie suit, where he killed each of the kids he kidnapped and hid the bodies in the animatronic characters. After being almost caught by the police, he skipped town changed his name to Dave Miller and lost ALOT of weight to the point that, when he returned, nobody recognized him.
years later William/Dave returned to Freddy's and dismantled each of the animatronics, but the ghosts of his victims were possessing the suits, and chased William into the hidden off-camera Safe-room. William hid inside of the spring-lock Bonnie suit and ended up dying from a Spring-lock failure, and was locked in the room for 30 years still "alive" in that suit.
"I’ve accepted the new life that you gave me. You’ve made me one with my creation. My name is Springtrap!”
~ William Afton accepting his fate to be Springtrap.
William Afton by comicsans92 May 13, 2018

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.
See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

william afton 

william afton by WhatToPut-? September 18, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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