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Christian Aitkens
Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Christian Aitkens by Justlivewitheachother! May 1, 2023
aite
"Aite, that's cool"
Laurel Aitken
A ska/reggae author born in cuba, yet part jamaican. Lived frop April 22, 1927 – July 17, 2005. Also known as the God Father of Ska. He was one of the jamaicans that started to ska movement, he created all 3 types of ska. He moved to jamaica in 1938, and entertained people at the harbour of kingston jamaica. He quikcly raised his popularity by doing shows in nightclubs, and then started ska songs before the ska era even began. After his songs were owned by 3 different companies, he moved the england, where he started beggining the ska movement there, even though he didn't focus his tour on the USA, the united states still started the ska momement partly becasue of him. Aiken then settled with his wife in leicaster in 1971, he did a few gigs before a heart attack killed him in 2005.
Laurel Aitken by Mark red... August 2, 2007
Arthur McKay Christian aitkens
Arthur mckay Christian aitkens are in love with each other, their blood brothers, leave them be, can't stop their feelings, hope they marry secretly
Arthur McKay Christian aitkens by Arthursgirlboy October 31, 2023
Aitken
Aitken's are usually very outspoken. They don't take no for an answer. They go after what they want and usually succeed. They speak their mind and are often taken as mean or rude. They can be very sweet and romantic given the chance. They live life to the fullest and take chances. They are usually very into music and/or writing.
Aitken
Aitken by Alexis Jade June 29, 2011
aite bet
aite bet by NewYorkNY64 May 15, 2016
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