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Ahmarism 

A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.
Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.
Ahmarism by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021
Related Words
ahmia • ahmiayah • Ahmad • ahmari • ahmadinejad • Ahian • ahlias • ahmani • ahma • ahmania
The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.
The power of Ahmania is overwhelming
ahmania by Craig H June 28, 2004
Who is that mottu?
ahmadur
ahmadur by Ahmadur September 17, 2020
A very smart boy and caring and loving doesn't show it first-hand, have to get to know him for him to trust . Very fit hard working guy.... when lacking he works to fixs it or improve it
Hey ahmir really been trying to do better
Ahmir by Loveeme2 July 27, 2017
Ahmad is the type of person, who will help everyone no matter what. He’s the person who always smiles and laughs and tries to make everyone happy and with a bright smile. But he always puts people first and he always helps people and he never thinks of helping him self. He goes thru a lot of pain and you just don’t see it because, he doesn’t want others feeling sorry for him or anything. He always wants to spread positive feelings and vibes. He will do whatever in his power to bring a smile to your face and he will always try to make you happy even when he’s at his lowest. He smiles a lot and laughs a lot because he is always going thru pain but he never asks for help because he grew up with the pain and he grew up alone and he grew up thru a lot of battles. That’s why he will always try to help everyone and brings smiles to everyone . He’s never happy but you’ll think he is. He’s never okay but she just never shows it.
Wow Ahmad is so strong m, he’s always trying his best to put smiles on other people’s faces.
Ahriana is an indescribable person. She’s more beautiful than any model. She’s nicer than every saint. She has the heart of an angel and the personality of a lion. You are extremely lucky to know one if you do.
Anyone: What did I do to deserve Ahriana? She’s way to wonderful.
ahriana by zeniguess November 20, 2018
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