ahlori
ahlori by baddie101085 February 18, 2017
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ahorita
An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
Alori
A beautiful girl, who is both shy, but also sweet. Often times quiet but very interesting when she does speak. Rather quirky and intelligent. She's not one to fall in love and tries to avoid it, even though she is very likable.
Alori by CriesOfTheDamned January 4, 2014
Alorica
A satanic call center that pays you exactly 1/3 less than what they tell you. The windows are painted blue because the foreign investors are asian. (blue is an industrial color in Asian society) The entire place looks like a huge blue penis that had the circulation cut off.
Alorica by Dixie's finest January 9, 2020
Alorica
Dude, my fried died today...
what happened?
He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people
what happened?
He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people
Alorica by northpolesucks October 22, 2008
Alorica
The Tenth Circle of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Dante refused to talk about this place because he still remembers the incessant whining that tortured him day in and day out, the unachievable goals its inhabitants pursued in vain, and watching people be ensnared into the illusion of a happy paradise while knowing the true terrors awaiting them. It also pays minimum wage forever.
Alorica by impossiblyPayan May 19, 2016
ahlgrim
ahlgrim by Jarah forever October 10, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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