ahlori 

A bomb female, who's chill but can pop off in a matter of seconds. she's sporty asf and goofy .

Dang man Ahlori's such a snack I got's to cuff her one day1

ahlori by baddie101085 February 18, 2017

ahorita

An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.

mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*

ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019

Alori

A beautiful girl, who is both shy, but also sweet. Often times quiet but very interesting when she does speak. Rather quirky and intelligent. She's not one to fall in love and tries to avoid it, even though she is very likable.

"Did you meet that Alori girl?"

'Yeah, she was sweet.'
"And pretty!"

Alori by CriesOfTheDamned January 4, 2014

Alorica 

A satanic call center that pays you exactly 1/3 less than what they tell you. The windows are painted blue because the foreign investors are asian. (blue is an industrial color in Asian society) The entire place looks like a huge blue penis that had the circulation cut off.

Look, that Hobo got a job at Alorica! No Jimmy, he just works there.

Alorica by Dixie's finest January 9, 2020

Alorica 

The most miserable, unfair, terrible place to work at. It is hated by God Himself

Dude, my fried died today...

what happened?

He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people

Alorica by northpolesucks October 22, 2008

Alorica 

The Tenth Circle of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Dante refused to talk about this place because he still remembers the incessant whining that tortured him day in and day out, the unachievable goals its inhabitants pursued in vain, and watching people be ensnared into the illusion of a happy paradise while knowing the true terrors awaiting them. It also pays minimum wage forever.

If Wal-Mart, McDonalds, and the strip club don't want you, Alorica will!

Alorica by impossiblyPayan May 19, 2016

ahlgrim 

Boy Scout Master

Hey I want to be an Ahlgrim

ahlgrim by Jarah forever October 10, 2015