agricultured
agricultured by totallynotagricultured November 10, 2016
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agriculture
An industry that feeds all the whiny and snoby liberal arts and engineering majors. We have more job security than everybody else because people will always need to eat and wear clothes. We drink all other majors under the table, and then wake them up for shots. Agriculturalists actually have time for a social life and still get up in the morning to feed your steak before it goes to slaughter.
Agriculture is what feeds you.
agriculture by Some Agriculture major April 15, 2006
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agriculture
the art of working 400 hours/month without pay while having to put up with all the whining of the people you are trying to feed who think you are poisoning them..
agriculture by dat boi Peter May 12, 2018
Agriculture and Science Early College
ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.
“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”
“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”
“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”
Agriculture and Science Early College by anon24601 November 6, 2019
agriculture
When you're looking for something to major in.... Um... agriculture is a wide open field..... LITERALLY!
agriculture by flipswirl August 1, 2007
Agricultural Science
An excessively boring subject where the goal is to torture and confuse poor unsuspecting students. Rakes, shovels and unamed weapons are usually used.
(During a potentially deadly 45minute lesson of Agricultural Science)
Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)
Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)
Agricultural Science by norm12345678910 October 19, 2006
Agricultural Bukkake
The act of nature covering someone or something in pollen (often resulting in nasal congestion or car dirtification).
Agricultural Bukkake by JHams May 22, 2011
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