when someone agrees with everyone to an excessive degree; a pushover with no opinion of his/her own
Jack: Ke$ha sucks.
Peter: I know man, she's awful!
Ashley: No way, she's awesome!
Peter: Yeah, she's not so bad.
Jack: ...dude, stop being so agreegious and grow a pair.
Shylock's behavior was particularly egreedgious due to da fact dat da other folks in da story were actually being outstandingly diligent and honest in attempting to settle their bills wif said shameless chiseler.
You right. You right. I agreegous Jordan is the GOAT but let Bron get a couple more rings and its over! He's batting that GOAT trophy outta Mikes hands fo sho!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.