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Covetous Jew

Not neccecarily somebody who is Jewish but that one friend we all have who is reluctant to spend money under any circumstances. Be it birthdays or just everyday life they will go through extreme lengths to save a couple of bucks.
Rachel "Why doesnt karli wanna go out to dinner?"

Rhys "Duh she's a covetous jew!"
Covetous Jew by rhysyboy93 April 11, 2010
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Covetous Jew

A person who acts like a Jew by coveting money, liquor, and/or drugs. There's at least one in every group of friends.
The covetous jew that is more than happy to drink a few rounds on your ass, but would never offer to buy a round for anyone and tips like a Jew.
Covetous Jew by Niggasaurus Rex October 23, 2007

COVETOUSNESS 

To desire or want something, possessions or someone unattainable that another person has to the point it ruins ones life.
The young man lived such a covetousness life, he went unchecked and eventually contolled every aspect of his life.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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