agitainted

When your taint itches or is in pain.

My taint itches. It’s agitainted.

agitainted by EaglEye1985 April 1, 2019

agitated

Angry, stressed etc.

I am so agitated because I am not getting any.

agitated by Mf0u809a September 22, 2013

agitated ovaries 

The female equivalent to the male blue balls. The feeling that a woman's girlie bits will be deprived of yet another opportunity to make contact with boy bits

She was all a quiver thinking she was meeting Mr Denton. When he flaked, her agitated ovaries began making decisions to get her laid.

agitated ovaries by ellelo May 19, 2014

gravel-agitated 

Another term used to describe infantry.Widely used during world war 1 as based on the war film The Lost Batallion

Sgt.Random:If you hear something whisles from the notch,get on the ground.

the next day...

Pvt.Loco:sir,look,we've just lost 26 men from german artilery!
Sgt.Random:Those gravel-agitated bastards,I told them to get on the ground!

gravel-agitated by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

mechanically agitated 

Hit hard with a blunt object.

My car wouldn't start until I mechanically agitated it.

mechanically agitated by Wolbaz October 4, 2016

Violently agitated 

when some a certain individual gets you so pissed that you wanna rip off his/her head.

BESTFRIEND LEMME TELL YOU HOW THIS STUPID ASS IS GETTING ME VIOLENTLY AGITATED

Violently agitated by itsnotyiyo May 29, 2018

Agitated

Joe Biden whenever someone asks him a question that is more complex than 'what is your favorite color?'

1.
When I asked Joe Biden why he thinks that his approval rating is so low, he suddenly became very agitated for no reason.

2.
Reporter: So, Mr. president, what do you say to the people who don't think you have what it takes to run again in 2024?
Joe Biden: Look fatty, look. That's a damn lie! You're a lyin' dog faced pony soldier! This is untrue, I don't wanna hear any more of these lies or I'll take you outside and beat the crap out of you, you stupid son of a bitch! If they feel that way then they shouldn't vote for me!
Reporter: wow, I just asked you a simple question, no need to get so agitated.
Joe: I'm just sick and tired of all these smart guys!

Agitated by Icy Wyte July 5, 2022