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Term used to describe the precious socializing time immediately after work and just before heading back home.
"Hey Guys, wanna go for quinks aftork 2mrw with us?" === "Hey Guys, wanna go for quick drinks after work 2mrw with us?
aftork by Joly March 25, 2008
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To cause the death of someone after they have already been killed.
Zombie!! Time for some afterkill!!
Afterkill by Burden13 December 22, 2009

Afterkick 

An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.
Take the spliff away dude, this afterkick is killing me.
Afterkick by Purantsu January 16, 2017

aforkable 

a person dorky and super cute that you could possibly fork, later.
that girl is so adorably dorky, she's aforkable.
aforkable by dreastar October 13, 2013

Aftoreskin 

Alternative spellings: Aftreskin, Aforeskin, and Afterskin
A restored or regenerated foreskin which comes about when attempting to undo the harmful damages of circumcision.

Note: emphasis is on the second syllable of the word.
Even though I miss my beforeskin, I'm very grateful to have aftoreskin that I can play with.
Aftoreskin by mASSterbait October 22, 2016

afterkick 

The bad feeling that you have several hours(days) after taking amphetamines(Speed), MDMA(Ecstasy), etc.
That X I took last night was crap, the afterkick was so bad that I thought about quiting drugs...
afterkick by WoWSura July 28, 2011

Antorkas 

A guy with a huge wiener that has fought in countless wars and has killed over 3000 people also in love with a girl named *******
Antorkas by Kakkati123 March 14, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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