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after ever after 

An awesome vidio by Paint about the Disney princesses Ariel, Jasmin, Bell, and Pocahontas, and the problems they face after all their dreams came true. Find it on YouTube, or really anywhere on the Internet.

Ariel: I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someone's stew.......

Jasmin: hey I'm ok but I'm slightly scarred my husband's a mark on the war on terror, Aladdin has been taken by the CIA......

Bell: This town's gone crazy since I married Adem, they think I'm going straight to Hell! But the charges laid in me, for Bestiality, could wind up getting me put in a cell!......

Pocahontas: after John smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the field. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, but they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.
disney parody princess after ever after
after ever after by Balletspaz February 21, 2014
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Heavily ever after 

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.
Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

Alpacaly Ever After

An outcome.
An alpaca utopia
A safe place
And they all lived alpacaly ever after.
Alpacaly Ever After by Alpacaly March 9, 2015

happily ever after 

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!
happily ever after by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016

fappily ever after 

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

happily ever after 

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...
Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..
Crappily Ever after by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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