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A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.
Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce
by Mr. Stinkypride February 3, 2017
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This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!
by Mr. Stinkypride December 17, 2016
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