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the after burners 

a bad case of diarea so bad that it burns your butt hole. this usualy follows the eating og spicy foods, and sometimes require the participant to strip down naked, turn out the lights, and splash water on themselvs as to not over heat during this brutal act.
dude, those tacos i ate last night gave me a bad case of the after burners
the after burners by black qs night December 17, 2006

after burner 

a series of tiny toots that follow your initial fart usually ranging from 1(begginer) to 5 or more(expert).
tootman:WOW!!!!!that burrito allowed me to have ten after burners!
poopboy:wow i didnt think that was possible!
tootman:well it is so shut up before i do some on your face
tootman:hahahaha BITCH!!!
after burner by josh,saxon,darian October 15, 2006

After Burner 

1.An action game with Jets from Sega.
2.Someone who torches your ass with a lighter.
3.If you eat chinese food with hot sauce your ass starts to burn.
4.When you eat at McDonalds/Burger King a Pig Crap Sandwich, and later have to shit...you will get After Burner feeling.
BIG :" OMG cartgass, you ate the HOT SPICY Burger"
Cartgass:" I already feel my ass burning WTF"
RIB:" LOL BK owned you haxx0rz"
After Burner by Bari May 7, 2005

Third Degree After Burner 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.
The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

Penn State After Burner

When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.
While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner
Penn State After Burner by JRonca December 14, 2004

After Burner 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You ask the women to fart and then light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. See also the Third Degree After Burner.
Do not attempt the after burner at home. Very Dangerous
After Burner by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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