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After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.
Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.
after dick by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019
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after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

Quarter after dick

Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick
it is currently quarter after dick so 6:15
Quarter after dick by Brbaoncd April 27, 2015

After Condom Dick 

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.
Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.
After Condom Dick by Psyguy January 8, 2006

Afterkick 

An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.
Take the spliff away dude, this afterkick is killing me.
Afterkick by Purantsu January 16, 2017
afterdick is the persistence of a sensation of flavor after the stimulating member has passed out of contact with the sensory end organs. The term is particularly used in relation to another dick that has been there before you.
Your friend had sex with said girl. You have sex with the same said girl, now you have had some afterdick. Afterdick only applies when you know the last person she sleep with.
afterdick by Handsome Chris December 1, 2006
The taste or phantom presence of your penis in a girls mouth after a girl has blown you off
John didnt kiss jackie back because of her afterdick
Afterdick by Squeakerz February 18, 2010
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