afald

An afald is a name for refeering to an hot woman

Guy: Ho damn, that's a good afald!

by Oteugrandamormafalda April 18, 2021

AFATDS

A stupid ass computer program on Dell Latitude ruggedized laptops paid for by big Army from Raytheon that the Marine Corps also uses. It is used to calculate firing solutions for Howitzers and other systems.

“Hey Collin, did you see that target list worksheet on the AFATDS or did you completely miss the timeline by sleeping?”

by BrianAFATDS September 29, 2021

Afeld

If some one forcefully puts a febreeze can is any other alluminum cylinder into the anus while sleeping

" Dude my friend gave me an afled when I was sleeping last night"
" omg yesterday I was held down and got an afeld "

by Thesuperplaya February 18, 2010

afad

Acronym; "As Fat As Doggers".

To be at a point where one might be considered to have actually reached 'afad' is near-impossible. It would certainly be a pre-cursor to sudden death.

To be 'afad' or 'nearly afad' is to be a person of almost immeasurable size.

see; Morbidly Obese, Corpulent, Cormorancy

"I need to back off these Akash Curries, I'm almost afad."

The kind of barely-human being you might see waddling round Disneyland Florida, on a Rikki Lake show or occasionally hobbling around Bradford Road in Bolton.

by Chubbo August 29, 2005

Analdask

A slap to the buttocks, preferably one that is quite fleshy, that produces a lout, profound, slapping sound (dask). One may substitute a hand for a penis.

I'll analdask you so hard you're going to wish I didn't analdask you so hard.

by DeathByPie July 23, 2006

afal

afal : anything for a laugh

abbreviation for online

did you really just do that?

R: "afal"

by Kirm July 8, 2010

analdrive

analdrive - To have deep feelings to have mad anal sex.

Britney Spears Loves anal because her analdrive is at the max.

by erghiez October 12, 2004