A stupid ass computer program on Dell Latitude ruggedized laptops paid for by big Army from Raytheon that the Marine Corps also uses. It is used to calculate firing solutions for Howitzers and other systems.

“Hey Collin, did you see that target list worksheet on the AFATDS or did you completely miss the timeline by sleeping?”

AFATDS by BrianAFATDS September 29, 2021

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Afeld

If some one forcefully puts a febreeze can is any other alluminum cylinder into the anus while sleeping

" Dude my friend gave me an afled when I was sleeping last night"
" omg yesterday I was held down and got an afeld "

Afeld by Thesuperplaya February 18, 2010

afad

Acronym; "As Fat As Doggers".

To be at a point where one might be considered to have actually reached 'afad' is near-impossible. It would certainly be a pre-cursor to sudden death.

To be 'afad' or 'nearly afad' is to be a person of almost immeasurable size.

see; Morbidly Obese, Corpulent, Cormorancy

"I need to back off these Akash Curries, I'm almost afad."

The kind of barely-human being you might see waddling round Disneyland Florida, on a Rikki Lake show or occasionally hobbling around Bradford Road in Bolton.

afad by Chubbo August 29, 2005

Analdask

A slap to the buttocks, preferably one that is quite fleshy, that produces a lout, profound, slapping sound (dask). One may substitute a hand for a penis.

I'll analdask you so hard you're going to wish I didn't analdask you so hard.

Analdask by DeathByPie July 23, 2006

afal

afal : anything for a laugh

abbreviation for online

did you really just do that?

R: "afal"

afal by Kirm July 8, 2010

analdrive

analdrive - To have deep feelings to have mad anal sex.

Britney Spears Loves anal because her analdrive is at the max.

analdrive by erghiez October 12, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026