Aalders 

Aalders is a strange, rare rock. You can also use Aalders when you see a happy family.

Oh, they're sure a AALDERS family

Aalders by Dalando June 5, 2010

Aldershot 

Aldershot is a town in the South-East of England, about 10 miles from Guildford and Woking. The towh has its roots with the Armed Forces moving to the area and establishing their first permanent camp, earning it the title of "Home of the British Army." It is now part of the Borough of Rushmoor, alongside Farnborough. The town was recently rated as one of the up and coming small cities/towns in the counry (according to an article in the Daily Mail).
The town has been run down for quite a while, with abortive attempts at re-juvinating the town. The latest attempt, dubbed "Westgate" is still moving forward with work continuing at a good pace. The rest of the town is holding its breath to see if Westgate brings any improvement.
The town is derided a lot by those outside and those within the town, claiming that any visitor would catch any number of disases by visiting or any visitor would be subject to attacks, none of which is true.
Whilst Aldershot has its problems, as with any town, it is situated in a good area of the country. Its positioning from London is just right (about an hour on the train or an hour and a half/two hours by car), as is its positioning from the coast (about an hour by car, there is no direct train service).
The town is surrounded by woodland and heathland, which provide beautiful vistas and places to keep yourself in shape or go for a stroll. There is a swimming pool within the town and a gym.

Aldershot

Aldershot by Realitycheckeruk March 30, 2011

aldershit

An adaption of the real name Aldershot (a town in Hampshire, UK), nicknamed as such by some of the locals because it's not a very nice place - it's a bit of a shithole

"Oh, so you're going to Aldershit! Lucky you!"

aldershit by funnyhehehahalol December 19, 2015

Aldershot High School

The Most lowest quality fricking school in existense. the school is so disorginised its not even funny. 12th graders like dating 9ths graders for some fricking dumb reason.

damn.. i really hate that Aldershot High School

Aldershot High School by ijefoidfoideoihsdosdofdoi October 20, 2021

Aldershot 

Aldershot is a shit rundown town in the south of England,
The town is best known for looking a bit like it belongs in the north of England.
Currently Aldershot is littered with junkies and homeless people so many just like London.
Aldershot used to be an amazing town with a large Garrison since the soldiers left to fight abroad there has been less business and more acid taking and overdoses

Hey son want to go shopping in Aldershot or farnborough
No mum Aldershot is full of junkies and homeless cunts

Aldershot by Sick your mum December 15, 2019

Aldershrew

Someone who is awesome at Pogo Jumping.

eg. john: Whoah Henry you are such an ALDERSHREW.

henry: I know, aren't I amazing

Aldershrew by Lotad Is Beast June 11, 2014

Alderson 

A huge zit or pimple that takes forever (months even) to go away.

Damn, that zit on my face is turning into an Alderson.

Alderson by SpokaneHo November 19, 2010