Afeld 

If some one forcefully puts a febreeze can is any other alluminum cylinder into the anus while sleeping

" Dude my friend gave me an afled when I was sleeping last night"
" omg yesterday I was held down and got an afeld "

Afeld by Thesuperplaya February 18, 2010

aferdita 

An amazing girl/woman that is smart, kind, beautiful but can be clueless at times but lover her and she will love you back.

Aferdita is Awesome

aferdita by volleyballlife March 13, 2015

Akeldama

"Aceldama" or "Akeldama" (Aramaic:××§× ×××; field of blood) is the Aramaic name for a place in Jerusalem associated with Judas Iscariot, one of the followers of Jesus.
Religion connects it with the death of Judas Iscariot, who is supposed to have bought it with the money that he received for betraying Jesus.
In this account (Acts of the Apostles 1:19) Judas fell over in this field in such a way that his intestines burst out and he died. This would imply that the name refers to the blood of Judas.

Akeldama etymologically means "field of blood".

Now I understand the word; the instrumental makes sense.

Akeldama by Ardentification November 8, 2011

AFENDS

AFENDS is an Australian clothing and surfing company founded in Byron Bay. It appeals to young people particularly skating and surfing communities.

Sick shirt, what brand" "AFENDS bro

AFENDS by anonymous_skater June 12, 2011

Afendi 

Afendi is a best friend anyone can ever have. He is so funny and amusing. Nobody hates Afendi. Afendi's name means priest, master, or friend. He has black hair, brown eyes, and is really short.

He is a great Afendi. (A fen dee)

Afendi by Nunia November 18, 2017

Aferdita 

An amazing woman that is not only smart and beautiful, but also benevolent towards others. She is truly one of a kind that never gives up!

mum: why can't you be like Aferdita

Boy: It is because there is no one like her, it is truly one in 8 billion

Aferdita by money-making, pussy destroyer April 19, 2019

Afeleism 

A bastardised version of a common English saying. Often mistaken as "words from a Tongan woman's mouth", but actually "words from a Samoan woman's mouth". Often used in Chemistry and shows signs of delayed responses, shortened vowel sounds and "aeh?" to make sure people understand what you are saying, which they never do regardless of you saying "aeh?"

Originated in Mt Roskill Grammar School, named after the Samoan chemistry teacher Mrs Afele.

Oye yous fullas know that the coppu in solu is blu... aeh?
Oye, you want me to tell McDoogul?!?!?!
There is maybe molu in volu'au
tu.. tu.. tu.. tu.. tu.. tu.. three?!?
The potential of this hello! alkane is... HUNDRED!

Longer Afeleism in use:
Afele: Somebody give me the example of an AB compound!
Student: Uh, potassium iodide Miss?
Afele: Ah NAH'AU!!! Oh wait, oh maybe...
(30 second pause)
Afele: Oh tru!!!

Afeleism by the don Saccio November 14, 2006