The original player/thug. He bangs some chicks then ditches them to go kill people. His story would be mildly interesting if it wasn't written two thousand years ago about places halfway across the world.
John: Dude, this Aeneas dude is prettysick.
Andrew: What? I can't read Latin.
The hero of the epic poem by the Roman poet Virgil, The Aeneid, and also a character in The Iliad, another book length poem ascribed to the Greek poet Homer. He was cousin to King Priam of Troy, and the son of Anchises and Venus. In mythic geneology he was the ancestor of the Caesars.
In mythic history, Aeneas' escape from the fall of Troy and his journey to Italy was instrumental to the founding of Rome.