Fighter. Muscular. Gets all the women cuz he has a big dick. What ever he says goes.loyal to his friends. Don't talk shit and u may live.
Guy 1: Where's she at I haven't seen her in a while

Guy 2: she couldn't walk after Aeneas got ahold of her
Guy 1: keep that low key he may kick our ass
by Baaeneas September 4, 2016
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The hero of the epic poem by the Roman poet Virgil, The Aeneid, and also a character in The Iliad, another book length poem ascribed to the Greek poet Homer. He was cousin to King Priam of Troy, and the son of Anchises and Venus. In mythic geneology he was the ancestor of the Caesars.
In mythic history, Aeneas' escape from the fall of Troy and his journey to Italy was instrumental to the founding of Rome.
by moonbug April 6, 2005
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Awesome; mind-blowing; intelligent
"Man, that The Dismemberment Plan record is SOOOO Aeneas!"
by Aeneas Hemphill June 11, 2005
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Aeneas is one the most clownish people alive and is Not very smart.
Hey look at that clown over there wait it’s Aeneas
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The man who led the trojan survivors to italy and establish lavinium, which developed into Rome.
Aeneas is like me from 1200B.C.
Sum Pius Aeneas (read the Aeneid, in the robert fagles tranlation, and you should understand everything.)
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The original player/thug. He bangs some chicks then ditches them to go kill people. His story would be mildly interesting if it wasn't written two thousand years ago about places halfway across the world.
John: Dude, this Aeneas dude is pretty sick.
Andrew: What? I can't read Latin.
by Da Haute February 19, 2009
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Usually a massive turd with little to no intelligence.
Tim - “Hey did you hear what Aenea said yesterday?”
Elise “Yeah she’s the biggest turd in the shithole
by Alan Smith March 24, 2018
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