Cogitator's definitions

tea

The best drink ever asides from wine, whiskey, and coke classic.

I drink sencha tea at least once a month.

by Cogitator October 5, 2008

snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

slayer

Slayer is the best halo series gametype. Slayer is also the name of a very hardcore metal band.

I am great at social slayer, and decent in team slayer, and I should try listening to slayer (not taking them literally of course.)

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

cheerleader

A mixed bag of typically female sports figures who take a support role to mostly male sporting events.

Cheerleaders are a very mixed bag, becuase I didn't know my girlfriend was a varsity cheerleader until she told me, but another one looks at me like I am worthless scum that does not deserve aknowledgement.

by cogitator August 26, 2008

Linkin Park

A rock band that does more than rock. They have released 4 studio albums and have been around since 2000. Their songs are invarriably emotional in at least one way and always at least a bit angsty or angry. If you are having a hard time, put in a Linkin Park album and listen to it alone for a couple hours.

Linkin Park is a great band compared to the average garbage. I won't call them the best because I can't possible judge for everyone. Anyway, their work began in 2000 with Hybrid Theory- a great peice of Nu-metal. Their second album was Meteora, which was in a more "emo" direction. Their third album, 2007's Minutes to Midnight was a radical departure from their earlier Nu-metal sound. The album was much more melodic, but contained their first F-bombs. They were also more political and hte album featured a mix between the downcast and fiery songs. Their fourth album, 2010's A Thousand Suns is an odd album. It is apocalyptic and very melodic in a downcast way. It is the logical continuation of Minutes to Midnight and is the most artistic. It plays more like one long song.

by Cogitator December 31, 2010

muscle car

An American performance car characterized by huge, powerful engines, poor handling, and rock and roll.

The two most iconic muscle cars: Camaro and Mustang.
Both of them have history stretching back to the sixties. Which of them is better?
The answer: I don't care; Porsche 911 smokes them both to hell anyways.

by cogitator November 30, 2009