Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.

Wow, that guy is really awesome, he's like a real life Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Adobe Wan Kenobi by abarrach February 4, 2010

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ADOBE

If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).

ADOBE now owns your computer and your soul your welcome. "Hello my fellow comradians I come to you today with our sponsor please welcome ADOBE!!!!!"- The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.

ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.

ADOBE by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Adobe Flash

Adobe Flash (also called Adobe Flash Player, or just simply Flash), is an online game engine/runner/player. Flash was released on Jan 1st, 1996. Flash has been used nearly everywhere on the internet, and one of the most recognizable uses is for video games. You may have seen websites like Kongregate or Newgrounds, for example. There are tens of thousands of flash games on the internet, on many different websites. Flash can also be used for videos and animations.

Adobe Flash will end support in December of 2020.

Time to play my favorite Flash game!
Flash games are so nostalgic...
Aw, I'm sad that Adobe Flash is getting killed.

Adobe Flash by IYM March 16, 2020

adybu

A smart, beautiful, talented person :)

Adybu is the BEST

adybu by Alyssa Jayne :) May 29, 2020

adobe flash gambit

When an inadvertent right mouse click causes the menu to pop up on an Adobe Flash window, causing the user to lose control of whatever application they were using, as popularized by online chess personality Jerry (ChessNetwork).

Jerry thought he'd finally taken down the wolfman, but then he got hit with an Adobe Flash Gambit and he was done for.

adobe flash gambit by JohnMatt December 23, 2014

Adobeism

- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.

The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "

Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."

Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"

Person A "Adobeism."

Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "

Adobeism by DocMcDupps June 24, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026