adobe

The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:

Photoshop: $700

Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)

Thank god for torrents.

Whoever paid for any of Adobe's products got severely ripped off.

by Happy user of an illegal Flash June 30, 2010

adobe

A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:

Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.

Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.

"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."

by Annorax October 25, 2004

adobe

4. A slang term used to refer to short homosexual Asian men.

Hey its that nerd Adobe over there.

by JC_ZERO January 10, 2008

adobe

the little car that's made out of clay.

"Hey hey... were adobe... the little car that's made out of clay..."

by glad i'm not a sig ep March 24, 2004

adobe

The company which makes PHOTOSHOP, PREMIERE and etc.........
by Khansol.

That is Adobe's

by Kang Hansol September 04, 2003

ADOBE

If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).

ADOBE now owns your computer and your soul your welcome. "Hello my fellow comradians I come to you today with our sponsor please welcome ADOBE!!!!!"- The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.

ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.

by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 10, 2021

Adobical

To love someone or something beyond words would be to love someone or something adobically.

Wow, Nicole really loves him adobically.
Our love? It was adobical.
I am adobically in love with this cheese.

by hivaconnicole July 18, 2018