The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".

Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!

Tens Across The Board by mralexgray August 25, 2013

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Dragon deez nuts across your face

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

Dragon deez nuts across your face by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

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smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018

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Ardrossan

A small hick ass town with guys that have jacked up trucks to compensate for their little dicks, underage nicotine addictions, guys who brag about their shitty 2 stroke dirtbike, people yelling “YEE YEE” and “FERDA BOYS” everywhere. Everyone just goes to baseline McDonald’s because there is absolutely fuck all to do there besides a shitty gym with smelly old people in it.

Guy 1: Hey want to go to Ardrossan?
Guy 2: Nah, I’m not looking to get herpes or peer pressured from some 14 year old to try their new vape, thanks.

Ardrossan by Bighossdaws September 14, 2018

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