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Across the street 

Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that is not a very productive way to do it.

This is where the term "Down the road, not across the street." (also variated with alley and stream/river) originated.

Cutting yourself across the street will just be painful. Chances are it won't kill you, unless you're a hemophiliac. You can still do it if you are emo enough to prove you're hardcore.
When will they learn!? Cutting across the street does nothing! Down the road, all the way!
Across the street by Wolfin_ May 18, 2006
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Across the street 

When you slit your wrists across the wrist often called a cry for help or attention seeking etc

See down the road
Remember emo kids its down the road not across the street

Across the Street 

A way of conveying a location (e.g. a building) that is across a roadway from another location. It doesn’t necessarily mean directly across but can also refer to a location that is at least a block down the road and across.
The bar is across the street, bitch. Not directly across. But across and one block down.

across the street hot 

Someone who looks good from across the street but is butt-ugly upon taking a closer look. Common with drug users and ugly people.
me: Damn look at her!

you: forget about it man, she's across the street hot - I was just over there.
across the street hot by sneekix November 24, 2006

That Gay Guy Across The Street

He’s staring at me through my window...
That Gay Guy Across The Street

up the highway not across the street 

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist
if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

Amado across the street 

The type of guy you would pay $20 to Shit on your Car.
I payed "Amado across the street" to shit on your car.
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