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A Cheese 

A Cheese is a youthful person that enjoys video games, and who typically neighbors your property. Someone who is known as a Cheese will randomly appear in your living room on the couch, usually with a bowl of chips/other greasy food. Cheeses are known for their distinctive simping tendencies towards Minecraft Youtubers, but aside from the negative effects a Cheese is one of the best homies you could have.
"Everyone needs a Cheese in their life"

"Cheese don't touch my remote with them greasy lil hands"
A Cheese by TheRealCheeseMaker April 16, 2021

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

passing a cheese 

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.
Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.

masterbating with a cheese grater 

Doing a task that is not a good idea
Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

Acheesement 

Any type of points that are unlocked and added to an Xbox Live Gamerscore by unconventional means. These are means that are not in the natural progression of game play and include: cheat codes, online rank up(boosting) rooms, glitches, adjusting AI sliders (see:most sports games)

Word origin:Achievement
Language:Microsoftenese
Someone make a room where we all take turns defusing the bomb 10 times each, that way we all get the Acheesement.
Acheesement by R3V April 28, 2008

Acheesement 

Any type of points that are unlocked and added to an Xbox Live Gamerscore by unconventional means. These are means that are not in the natural progression of game play and include: cheat codes, online rank up(boosting) rooms, glitches, adjusting AI sliders (see:most sports games)

Word origin:Achievement
Language:Microsoftenese
Someone make a room where we all take turns defusing the bomb 10 times each, that way we all get the Acheesement.
Acheesement by R3V April 28, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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