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A Cheese 

A Cheese is a youthful person that enjoys video games, and who typically neighbors your property. Someone who is known as a Cheese will randomly appear in your living room on the couch, usually with a bowl of chips/other greasy food. Cheeses are known for their distinctive simping tendencies towards Minecraft Youtubers, but aside from the negative effects a Cheese is one of the best homies you could have.
"Everyone needs a Cheese in their life"

"Cheese don't touch my remote with them greasy lil hands"
A Cheese by TheRealCheeseMaker April 16, 2021

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

passing a cheese 

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.
Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.

masterbating with a cheese grater 

Doing a task that is not a good idea
Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

Acheesement 

Any type of points that are unlocked and added to an Xbox Live Gamerscore by unconventional means. These are means that are not in the natural progression of game play and include: cheat codes, online rank up(boosting) rooms, glitches, adjusting AI sliders (see:most sports games)

Word origin:Achievement
Language:Microsoftenese
Someone make a room where we all take turns defusing the bomb 10 times each, that way we all get the Acheesement.
Acheesement by R3V April 28, 2008

Acheesement 

Any type of points that are unlocked and added to an Xbox Live Gamerscore by unconventional means. These are means that are not in the natural progression of game play and include: cheat codes, online rank up(boosting) rooms, glitches, adjusting AI sliders (see:most sports games)

Word origin:Achievement
Language:Microsoftenese
Someone make a room where we all take turns defusing the bomb 10 times each, that way we all get the Acheesement.
Acheesement by R3V April 28, 2008